Re: Smack Jokes
Billy came home from playing the weeky kids neighborhood football game to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home from the Titans game in his usual game face paint and Titans jersey Billy said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from another Titans game, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from playing football today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle Jimbo holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
Extra Special Thanks to False Start for the signature!
Last edited by Brando; 10-05-2007 at 12:58 PM.