[Brando]

Vince Young trying out for the HS Football Team.

Vince Young figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Watch this," said the Vince, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the Coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said Vince. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the Coach. "But can you pass a football?"
Vince rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Nobody can tell me nothing I cain't do". Very determined Vince said "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."