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Old 10-05-2007   #8
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One foggy night, a Texans fan and a Titans fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Austin. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Titans fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Texans fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Titans fan walks over to the Texans fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Texans fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Texans fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged 6 pack of Budweiser. He says to the Titans fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Titans fan agrees and grabs the 6 pack. After sucking down 3 beers, the Titans fan hands it back to the Texans fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Texans fan calmly grabs the 3 beers that is left, throws the rest of the beer over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
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