A Texans Fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Titans joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Titans Fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Titans Fan. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Titans Fan. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The Texans Fan says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."