The Kissing Suzy Kolber website did their Texans preview, including featuring the Amobi-wan sig and a shotgun for David Carr being gone:
The language is a little KSK-like, which means there is cussing and vulgarity stuff. In case you are the delicate flower, I'd warn ya:
"The Texans devoted much of their offseason to strengthening their ------, ------ pass defense. With a little luck and a lot of hard work, they hope to improve to merely '------' this season."
Sometimes the truth is funny and sometimes it is painful and funny.