I'd call in, with a hugely insightful question, but I know that I'd be rendered stammering and bashful!
I am, after all, a crushingly shy and sensitive individual.
Then there's the frikking humongous phonebill to consider...and, of course, the fact that 'the Doris' would feed 'little Brad' to the cats...
Following due consideration, I'll wish you luck from here, Linds!