Your prediction are depressing, to say the least.
Let me look into my own crystal ball...
2006 - 8-8
2007 - 9-7 Wildcard (loss in first round)
2008 - 11-5 Division winner (win first round, lose in second round)
2009 - 10-6 Division winner (lose in AFC Championship game)
2010 - 12-4 Division/Conference/NFL Champions (win Superbowl)
2011 and beyond - the Kubiak dynasty (he retires in 2028 with five rings as a Texan)
Hey, a man can dream