Aah screw it. Give JJ Watt his bucket list wish and let him play tight end or wherever he wants to play on the other side of the ball. Throw somebody else in his defensive spot and scout that guy. Meanwhile we would be keeping the Manster happy and there isn't a whole lot of that going around in TexanLand these days.
Btw, I'm being 90-95% fecetious so keep those cards and letters.