Originally Posted by Thorn
Yo mama was so hairy you got rug burns during birth
YO moma so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo moma is so old she owes Jesus a dollar
Yo moma's so stupid that she brought a roll of toliet paper to a game of craps
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice can because it said concentrate
That's the only really good ones I can find right now. I'll see if I can find some more. I think the orange juice one was pretty good.
He was obviously right though, the Cowboys are better than the Texans because of all those Super Bowls so many years ago.
Hard to argue with the Master.