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Old 10-18-2013   #498
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Default Re: Lets make fun of them cowboys....

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Originally Posted by TexasCowboy View Post
This thread is back open??? let me guess you ladies just couldn't stay
away from talking about us, and now I have to set you straight as
usual
Yo mama was so hairy you got rug burns during birth

YO moma so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo moma is so old she owes Jesus a dollar

Yo moma's so stupid that she brought a roll of toliet paper to a game of craps

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice can because it said concentrate


That's the only really good ones I can find right now. I'll see if I can find some more. I think the orange juice one was pretty good.
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