If anybody has one ticket, anywhere in the stadium, I'd like to buy it off of you. I won't even sit in your seat, so you'll have the seat next to you free!
I just need a ticket to sneak one extra person into my seat down low. Please text 832-462-9765 if you think you can help out.
The cheaper the better, obviously.
I don't mind a seat in the nosebleeds.