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Default Dear football Gods....Week 5 Let's Predict

Dear football gods...

I know i havent talked to you in a while, and turned my back on you when things got good
I need to pray to you more, i know that i should
I wouldnt ask for your help, if its wasnt truly a big deal
Cause if you wont help us than i'm afraid noone will
I have this team that i love, from the lone star state
They are "ok" ,,,but god they could be great
They have so much talent, its almost heavenly in a way
But they shoot themselves in the foot each and every gameday
I know i know,,,,what do i expect you to do
For these NFL fans who have remained so true
I wont bring up the fact that our history has been a living hell
And you helping the bills in the "comeback" didnt sit with me to well
I know that was the titans, who are now in tennessee
But the history of that stuff stays with the city
And to sit here and watch all this talent go to waste
Leaves in my mouth a bad and bitter taste
We got AJ, Foster, Watt and Co
This kick ass team should be 4-0
I only ask that you cure Schaubs horrible vision
Cause at this rate we wont even win the division
One more request my dear lord
Then i'll let you go cause your silence tells me your bored
Can we win the Superbowl, just one maybe two
And i will never ask another thing of you

Amen


^^^Just for entertainment folks, so noone get offended, and if you did well my bad^^^

Texans 38
49ers 17

I predict Schaub WILL NOT throw a pick 6 this game
Foster gets 175+ yards and 2 scores
AJ 130+ yards 1 score
Watt 2 sacks
Defense as a whole 6 sacks
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