Re: Scalpers at A&M receive warning
You beat this the same way you beat reselling Southwest rewards certificates (which according to the rules can't be sold for any amount, but can be given away).
Cost for two tickets - $0
Cost for (xxx, be it delivery, shipping, a lanyard, etc.) - $900
Perfectly within the letter of the rules.
D.B. - That sounds like a nugget of reality wrapped in a layer of embellished hyperbole.