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Old 08-19-2013   #14
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Default Re: Von Miller Facing 4 Game Suspension

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Originally Posted by HOU-TEX View Post
Dude isn't helping himself any
Wow. Von really going out of his way to break the law as quickly as possible.

Cop: You know why I pulled you over?

Von Miller: Depends on how long you were following me!

Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?

Von Miller: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

Cop: Is that all?

Von Miller: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.

[groans]

Von Miller: ... be gentle.
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