Originally Posted by HOU-TEX
Dude isn't helping himself any
Wow. Von really going out of his way to break the law as quickly as possible.
Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Von Miller: Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Von Miller: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
Cop: Is that all?
Von Miller: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
Von Miller: ... be gentle.