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Old 08-18-2013   #1
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This thread is about Spencer Tillman and the potential fun he can be in a drinking game format. Personally, I cant decide if he's a local treasure for his unintended entertainment or if I hate the guy. I knew i'd be rewatching all of the Texan's preseason games and along the way I decided it might be just as fun to track Tillman as it is to evaluate the players...so I made stats out of his ridiculous quotes:

Hallmark quotes totals thru 2 games =

Slow to,fast thru= 3 (dissapointed, I expected far more.)
Games & deals (or deals and games) = 6
Hold water = 2 (was I drunk, this cant be right.)
Breadth and width = 4
Bulla bulla = 3
Apple and a road map = 1

Other quotes tracked in game 1 & 2 =

Special play/player/company = 6
Verticle = 6
dre j = 3
Pay the defense(defenders) = 2
Pitter patter(rb feet) = 1
Faculties = 1
Battery mate = 1

Quotes I SHOULD'VE tracked in game 1 & 2 but only tracked in game 2 =

One cut = 2
Pay it off (paying it off) = 3
Execute = 4
Stretch (stretch play) = 11
Vision = 1
Continuity = 1

In the intrest of making this a true drinking game I would select quotes above as well as additional suggestions...

All scores = shot

All penalties = shot (excludes no flag adjustments)

First community credit union BRIAN CUSHING commercials

All JJ Watt commercials

All scores

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