Ok for the guy claiming to be Matt Schaub...
Please quit throwing the ball 3 yards short of the first down eveytime. Please quit acting like davd carr and checking it down on every pass.
Please quit folding up like a child every time a defender is 12 feet away from you. After u lay down they just walk up to you and touch your leg. It is really sad.
Most of all PLEASE quit making those crazy eyes. Your freaking me out man.
Now i know you are not really Matt Schaub but take these suggestions for what its worth incase you start a QB career on Madden one day.
"Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to Hell. Amen."
All hope is lost ? Ha, speak for yourself.