Matt Schaub can take his award and melt it down, then form it into a hood ornament for his motorized scooter for all I care.
The hood ornament should be something representative of this team, though. Maybe it could be Schaub in a letter jacket, eating tofu, while riding a Segway?
This team ****ed up what was going to be a great season. I'm so pissed off.
Congratulations, Matthew. This award means so much to all of Texans Nation. You did it. You won.