Re: For years friends of mine used to tell me....
Those silly Mayans. They're just pissed we stole the potato from them. Or was that the Aztecs? In any case, they all left in their UFOs once the white man invaded. I know this to be true because they said so on TV.
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. - Isaac Asimov