Elvis when he was fat and on drugs in Vegas at the end of his career/life, he had that penthouse suite at the casino where he performed.
Jimmy Dean went up there to see him about maybe writing a song for him or some such stuff. Elvis didn't come out from his bedroom to see Jimmy Dean until like a long long time. Outrageously long.
When Elvis emerged, Jimmy was incensed and screamed and said to Elvis "I oughtta' just walk right out of here for treating me like this, Elvis!"
Elvis drew a pistol from his hip holster and shoved to Jimmy' head and said cooly "I oughtta' blow your damn head off for talking to me like that, Jimmy."
Jimmy proceeds to **** his pants right then and there.
Elvis, as quickly as he ended that sentence, holsters his pistol, slaps Jimmy on the back and says, while laughing a belly laugh, "Aw hell, Jimmy. I'm just kidding you. What did you want to talk about?"
Yeah, basically Jim Rome needs a Jimmy Dean moment again. IMO. JJ Watt could pull that off, too. Minus the firearm, of course.