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Old 11-24-2012   #67
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Default Re: Suh needs to be suspended from league

Came across a solution next time Schaub ever goes against Suh.................

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THE SPIKED ATHLETIC CUP


an athletic cup is used to protect your balls from being crushed in sports or being kicked in them, it protects you.

a metal cup cup does a better job of this, and is more likely to hurt the kicker.

but lets say you're so offended by the fact that some punk ass kid tried to kick you in the balls you want to cause ALOT of pain to them?

say your balls are really close to you, and you really REALLY don't want them to be kicked.

fear no more, for my new invention:

The Spiked Metal Cup.

now, its not a metal cod piece, that would just look stupid.

the spikes only retract when force is applied to the metal cup.

when this happens, the incredibly sharp titanium spikes pop out drive themselfs through the kicker's feet.

Q: won't the spikes just stab your balls?

A: no, the spikes aren't that big, and the cup is very thick, making your bulge look bigger as well.

Q: will it kill the kicker?

A: no, but they'll wish they were dead.

Q: is it good for sports?

A: are you ****ing retarded?

The Spiked Metal Cup.

a Cinco product.


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