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Old 11-17-2012   #1
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Default Were we ever like this ????

http://forum.jaguars.com/index.php?showtopic=705562

I mean even in our bad bad bad days i always had false hope, lying to myself, convincing myself we were better than we were. Hmmm i am glad we are finally past those days. some of my favs though...


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I dont see us having 3 good enough drives to make it into field goal range.....we're usually guaranteed 1 so i'll say we'll go down 30-3....Line gives up about 5 sacks and depending on how long it takes for them to separate from us, Gabbert probably wont make it through the game

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Jags and Texans score predictions? Thats assuming we do something better than 3 and out. Let me give you a preview:


Jags:

3 and out

3 and out

3 and out

3 and out

3 and out

etc...etc...

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Score predictions? Must we wallow in our gloriously untalented misery?

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42-1 Texans

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Somewhere in a dark horribly scary place JJ Watt is suiting up. I can imagine the movie style mashup where they show him putting on one piece of armor at a time ala Batman movies. What place is that you say? Gabbert's nightmares.

The game will start and so will the slaughter. Expect no less than 4 sacks (2 by Watt) and 2 Ints with alot of Qb hits.


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In case you missed it that dotted line is our statline. Dont see much huh?

45-6 Texans.

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WOW these guys are pretty funny, i give them props though.
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