Re: Unlikely Scenarios That Cause A Jaguars Victory This Weekend...
The team hotel loses power in the middle of the night and everyone associated with the Texans sleeps in until the start of the 4th quarter. The team gets on the field with 1 minute to go in the game. They are already down 14 - 4 (Gabbert sacked himself twice for safeties). The Texans offense drives the ball down for a TD. With 4 seconds left, Graham tries an onside kick but trips on a pidgeon that flew down right in front of the tee. The ball only travels 2 yards. After the Jags get the ball back, the Ninja bursts threw the line causing a fumble. Barwin recovers the ball but time has expired. Damn pidgeon.
We are toxic. Fire everyone. [ ]Smith, [X]Kubiak, [ ]Phillips, [X]Marciano, [ ]Schaub, [ ]Yates, [ ]Newton, [X]Ed Reed, [ ]McCain, [ ]Martin & [ ]Bullock. Clean house.
Last edited by Exascor; 11-16-2012 at 11:03 AM.