Re: Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars. Noon. 9/16. **Official GameDay Thread**
Originally Posted by mattieuk
Excellent way to get the missus to love the Texans.
"If it wasn't for gameday, then you might not have had that rock on your finger, and could have been fending off 20 Billy Bobs every Friday in the bar whilst trying to avoid the fistfights. Now...fetch me a beer and you enjoy your next 3 hours!"
"Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord — about our enemies? Ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to hell. Amen again."