Re: facebook posts by Texans
Originally Posted by dc_txtech
Women don't poop though. Right?
While I think men invented the silent-but-deadly fart, married women have PERFECTED it. Nothing more mood-killing than raising the covers to get in bed next to your sweetie and have one of those bad boys smack you in the nose.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word,
and Unlimited Power.