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Old 12-31-2011   #13
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Default Re: How Will Our Season Play Out

The Texans front office digs around the NFL rule book and finds loop-holes in the IR rules... Because Matt Schaub will not physically set his feet on the field, he will be allowed to play in that scooter thing he is rolling around in... the scooter, even on a dying battery, allows Schaub to be even more mobile than he was with two healthy legs (if they even qualify as normal legs)... Kubiak programs scooter to drop back three yards in a handing off motion before jolting to either the right or left (bootleg, left/right option controlled by Kubiak, button on bigassplaysheet)... Since Schaub's legs are not so strong anyway (hence no strong arm, no legs behind passes), he's still able to sling it around rather well just sitting down in the scooter...

Texans break playoff scoring records... Cushing suspended for playoffs for cheapshotting every unworthy offensive probowler... Watt kicked out of league and put on a white bus headed to Hunstville for beating ref within inch of his life after another BS roughing call... defense still does enough without the two and in spite of Kareem The Bad Dream Jackson and win the Super Bowl...

Then I woke up, and they were bounced out in the second round...
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