Originally Posted by ThaJokaa
No shit, right? I went to bed at 3am and now it's 8:30am and I'm wide awake.
I mean, the only thing that'll make me fall asleep is to think about sex. But with my wife, I'd rather stay awake!
My wife said I'd love her more if she were shaped like a football. I said, don't be ridiculous, I'd love you more if you were shaped like a woman!
Geez, I need to go back to bed.