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Old 08-20-2011   #72
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Default Re: Texans random thought of the day

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Originally Posted by Corrosion View Post
Two Titans fans are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke.
TitansFan asks her,"Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

TitansFan asks her "Kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no.

The other TitansFan walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches, and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.

The Titansfans' buddy says, "Ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it.


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