Re: Texans random thought of the day
Originally Posted by Corrosion
Two Titans fans are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke.
TitansFan asks her,"Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
TitansFan asks her "Kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no.
The other TitansFan walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches, and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.
The Titansfans' buddy says, "Ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it.
"Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord — about our enemies? Ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to hell. Amen again."