Hall of Fame
Join Date: Apr 2004
Thought this was funny
With $20,000,000, Manning could ...
Endow 100 in-state athletic scholarships to his alma mater, Ole Miss. That would cover the entire football team with 15 scholarships left over for other deserving kids.
Take Peyton to his favorite restaurant in Indianapolis, St. Elmo's ... 167,000 times.
Buy 100,000 of his own Reebok Giants jerseys.
Buy 200,000 pairs of the Reebok shoes he wears.
Subscribe to USA Today for 109,589 years, or give everyone in the city of Green Bay a one-year subscription.
Purchase 7,692 suits from Lombardo Custom Clothiers in Dallas, which would enable him to wear a different suit every day of the week for 21 years.
Buy 170 top-of-the-line Mercedes-Benz S500 AMG automobiles.
Buy 833 Rolex gold presidential watches.
Order 90,909 yearly subscriptions to Sirius Satellite Radio, complete with equipment. That would cover everyone living in Canton, Ohio, home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Get 100,502 friends a one-year subscription for DirecTV's NFL Sunday Ticket.
Gather 153,905 friends to play in a fantasy league on CBS SportsLine.com.
Buy and drink 6,666,666 12-packs of Diet Pepsi, my favorite beverage.
Purchase 40,000 Super Bowl XXXIX tickets, or a little less than half of the seats in Jacksonville's Alltel Stadium.
As of this moment, buy up 698,324 shares of Microsoft. I wonder what Bill Gates thinks of this signing bonus?
Buy 25,316,455 cans of Campbell's Chunky Soup.
Send 1,379,310 FedEx packages with standard one-day delivery.
Get 2,002,002 12-packs of Coors Light in cans.
Charter 5,555 hours on a private Challenger Jet.
According to Manhattan Realty Corp. in New York, buy six luxury condos inside the world-reknowned Trump Tower in Manhattan.
Or if city life isn't for him, buy the Bullis Creek Ranch, a 10,000-acre ranch in Livingston, Mont., currently for sale for $20,000,000.
'Anyone ready to go outside so I can make you look bad?' - Matt Schaub talking to the DBs