To the powers that be:
Please have the defense ready to play. Mario, be yourself. Antonio, be relentless. Cush, have your guys in place. Pollard, can you at least act like you know what you're doing?
Please let the offense look like it did last year. Matt, please hit your recievers, not the dirt 4 yards behind them. Use some tight ends. (We have a few, ya know?) Don't ignore KDub and don't think the only reciever on the field has to wear #80. Get Arian going north and south. Pehaps some Slaton outta the backfield in the flat where he can use his talents. Line, get a block for crying out loud. Ward can still run too, ya know?
Special teams: be just that. Jacoby, how 'bout some of those electric returns for dynamo field position. Blockers, if ya can't see the front of their jerseys, leave 'em alone or it's a penalty and you've just wasted Jacoby's effort.
Coaches: Please have these guys ready to go like your job is depending on it. If Uncle Bob knows anything about the rainbow and all the soap representing it's colors (and then one for Thorn), it does. Please have them knowing their assignments and executing them.