Originally Posted by Hervoyel
Slipping Wells in they'll throw the entire defense off with his slow approach to hole! Linebackers will be flying in too soon to make the tackle and hitting the ground face first. Then when they're lying there trying to figure out why the back wasn't where they thought he'd be Jonathan will creep by them at something approaching a crawl.
He'll be our ultimate weapon and start a whole new era of "slow" backs that will probably change the game as we know it.
I read that and laughed till the tears were streaming! Thanks Hervoyel.