[False Start]

Come and listen to a story about a man named Rick
A Titans fan caller, who thinks hes slick,
He calls up the station thinking hes cool,
And always ends up sounding like a tool.
Dumbass that is, jackass, Titans loser.

Well the first thing you know ol' Rick's on the air,
All the callers said, get this man off the air!
Said Possum Holler is the place you oughta be,
so pack up your ****, and move to Tenessee.
mudholes, picking up your cousins at bars.