food and drink prices
the term "shutdown corner" wich is applied to everyother cornerback in the nfl and draft.
penalties for hitting someone to hard
cheesey halftime stories about this one time when elway saved his pet rock from drowning.
jeff garcia. dude get out of the closet already.
kickers who celebrate extra points.
kicker's face mask.
pre game shows-half time shows-post game shows that make mention of the cowboys doing anything but loseing.
AL DAVIS/BUD ADAMS/DAN SNYDER/JERRY JONES
a crowd wave that wont start
tiny stadium seats...(and no im not overweight...im not even big boned)
blacked out games (ok so im thinking back to the oilers)
the fact that i watch an entire broadcast with aikman doing a game waiting for him to have a spontaneous concusion ,but it never happens...
madden dosent say "boom" nearly as often as he used to.
mic'ed up players you dont actually get to hear because everyother word is bleeped out.
ridiculous trade rumors involving bryant and j. wells
mel kiper's hair
mel kiper's term "angular"
having to give back the governor's cup even though dallas has never won a game against the texans in regular season
cambels chunky soup
nicknames like "tuna" wich evoke an overwhelming stench everytime i see bill parcells
ohhh, and the fact that over the course of his career with the texans, matt freakin stevens almost single handedly lost us 3+ games
someone in here will defend matt stevens.
aside from that i think im good to go.
Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
Last edited by powda; 07-13-2004 at 06:48 PM.