Originally Posted by Honoring Earl 34
How do you get the chickens to drink the bourbon ?
The real question is how do you keep those lushes away from the booze? The chicken has the well established reputation of being the irishman of the animal kingdom, in addition to its ill-deserved reputation of stealing anything thats not bolted down, aka the gypsy.
Thus, the moniker of the "Flightless Irish Gypsy" in reference to the chicken is in fact a false one, in that it is only half-true.