Okay, that is not nearly kickass enough. Like at all.
Here's a fun comment I got on the blog post this morning:
All I will say is this: Michael Bay with access to a retractable roof stadium? Which sits next to the world's first domed stadium that many consider a precious landmark? And both are located in the Oil Capital of the world?
Good gobbly. That film would make Transformers seem like a gentle nature film.