Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck
Lendale is so fat that fat people are offended that he is called fat.
If the Stay Puff marshmellow man and the Michelin man where able to have kids they would name him Lendale White.
He ate the blob.
His picture is on the Most Wanted list at all of the all you can eat buffets.
Homer Simpson thinks he's a fat bastard.
Bruce Willis and NASA are working on changing Lendale White's orbit.
Baby Huey thinks he should go on a diet.
Ralphie May said he likes to hang with White cus he makes him look slimer.