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Old 06-19-2009   #4
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Default Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bullock

Lendale is so fat his belt size is equator.

Lendale is so fat when he break dances it registers on the richter scale.

Lendale is so fat he rolled over a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Lendale is so fat if you cut his leg open he bleeds gravy.

Lendale is so fat he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.

Lendale is so fat when he walks outside in a red shirt, all the kids come running and screaming "Hey Koolaid".
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