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Old 04-17-2009   #1
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Default Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009

I love these..........hate to make fun of one of my guys but it has to be done

http://walterfootball.com/draft2009emmitt.php

Quote:
Detroit Lions: Matt Stanford, QB, Georgia
The Detroit Lion need help. And not just help. They need a ton of help. They need so many help I cannot even fit them into these paragraph. The Detroit Lion have become the first winless team to lose all of their game of all time.

As my father, Emmitt uhh... Senior the First tolded me, a man can only be debacled so many time. Well, my friends, I am here to tell you that the 53 players on the Detroit Lion can only be debacled so many time. That is why I believe the Detroit Lion need to take the best quarterbacks in the NFL Draft.

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Houston Texans: Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State
For the first time in the Houston Texas career, they have become an all-around good football club. Unfortunately, not all of their player are good all-around.

I am looking at you, Owen David. I have Owen David on my fantasy football team in the 2008 season, and sometime he score 30 points and then sometime he only had two point. Sometime even no point! He just did not draw the double team!

I have never seen Brandon Pettigrew play football before, but I know he better than Owen David. This is like if someone asking me, "Emmitt, would you rather get hit upside the head with baseball bat or something that do not look so hard." I will say 100 percent of the time, which is probably most of the time, that I would rather get blowed in the head with something soft and smooth.
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