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srrono 01-08-2013 04:44 AM

Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
What would you sacrifice to the Football Godz this week for a win Sunday?

Corrosion 01-08-2013 05:14 AM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Obama .... tho I doubt he's worth much the Football gods can take him away. :chickendance:

Malloy 01-08-2013 05:40 AM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Kittens, always kittens!!

gtexan02 01-08-2013 06:39 AM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Letterman jackets

Thorn 01-08-2013 11:50 AM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
I would sacrifice whoever they wanted, as long as it isn't me.

Sorry everyone, I wanna watch the game. But you're expendable. LOL

ObsiWan 01-08-2013 11:52 AM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Tom Brady.
:ant:

False Start 01-08-2013 11:54 AM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Corrosion (Post 2100611)
Obama .... tho I doubt he's worth much the Football gods can take him away. :chickendance:

:yes:

TexansBlood 01-08-2013 12:00 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Segways.

False Start 01-08-2013 12:21 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
People that live in Houston, and are still Titans fans. :voodoo:

KA4Texan 01-08-2013 12:37 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by False Start (Post 2100787)
People that live in Houston, and are still Titans fans. :voodoo:

:spit: Doesn't work, been trying to sacrifice them since day one.

Much like anyone with an IQ above 15, the football gods want nothing to do with Titans or their fans.

California

the Cowboys

Tailgate 01-08-2013 12:42 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Peyton Manning. Two birds..

Errant Hothy 01-08-2013 12:59 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Respect traditions. A virgin is what is needed.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2011/wri.../Tim-Tebow.gif

htowntexans1985 01-08-2013 01:18 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
A.j. Mccarron's ol lady :chef:

ThaShark316 01-08-2013 01:21 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Dexman's sig

Corrosion 01-08-2013 01:34 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaShark316 (Post 2100810)
Dexman

Fixed.



:corrosion:

Playoffs 01-08-2013 02:34 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ObsiWan (Post 2100755)
Tom Brady.
:ant:

Tom Brady's headbands, hair products, and hair stylist.

BullNation4Life 01-08-2013 03:04 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Him...

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/ima...ghnessy184.jpg


by the way, has anybody ever seen Shaughnessy and Napoleon Dynamite in the same room?

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/ima...ghnessy184.jpg

http://softwreper.com/images/napoleo...ensaver-01.jpg

GOSH! IDIOT!

Texas T 01-08-2013 04:06 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Playoffs (Post 2100851)
Tom Brady's headbands, hair products, and hair stylist.

Don't forget his stupid commercials-they can have those too.

TexanExile 01-08-2013 05:36 PM

Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
 
My last can of Snake Venom cola.

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Snake-Venom-C...ezQ~~60_57.JPG

TexansBull 01-08-2013 07:16 PM

I can club some baby seals...

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