The Ask Matt Schaub Thread
 

Hey guys. Im here to answer any questions you have about this team. I dont have too much time, but I can answer as many as I can for the fans.

We are excited about playing the patriots again and this time things will be different.

Ask away.

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Hi Matt, long time listener, first time caller. I was just wondering, what exactly is your 40 time? I know you're slow with pads on, but how fast are you in shorts? Do you think you can you outrun Shaun Cody riding Duane Brown's back? I'll hang up and listen.

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Hi Matt, I'm Canadian; I've seen a lot of cold weather games up here. Just wondering if you have any contingency plans regarding the weather. Check out the 1977 Grey Cup game where the Montreal Alouettes used a staple gun on their shoes to avoid slipping. Not saying that's the solution, but it couldn't hurt to bring one to the game :thinking:

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Hey Matt, Im wondering why you are inaccurate and slower than a sloth.

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LOLOLOL. Thatd be quite a sight to behold.

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How many points ya'll gonna put up on them pats?

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I ran around 5 seconds in the combine long time ago, but I think I havent slowed that much overtime.

Well with shorts on, I can almost outrun kubiak. He's a really good coach.
On the other hand, I have no problems outrunning wade phillips. So, I think Im in pretty good shape. great question.

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Matt, would you rather fight 100 duck-sized Vince Wilforks or one Vince Wilfork sized duck?

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Someone is either really really drunk or really really bored. Or both.

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Hey Matt... what would you say your signature move is?

A. A pick six
B. Going into fetal position when pressure is coming
C. Throwing the ball into the stands
D. Throwing 40 yards with all your stength but still coming up short.

thanks.

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Well, shayne graham had a hell of a game against cincy. So as long as his foot stays healthy, we should be putting up all kinds of points on the board. Not to mention our defense can make plays at any time. We might even bring out some plays and strategies never used before. Stay tuned for that.

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Sorry, forgot to add a link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/65th_Grey_Cup

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Well, the good thing is no matter what the weather is, a draw play always works wonders. We usually play pretty well in bad weather. I remember some time ago against the packers we did very well. Not to mention vince Wilforks body heat will more than compensate for the cold weather. I think I like our chances.

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I wonder what moron made the sock ?! :swatter:

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Didn't think TexansTalk allowed users to have more than one login account?

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WOW!! This is true? ? ? ? Are you Schaub? ? ?

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Well, actually I like to grab my helment and wipe my eyes more than any of those things you mentioned. I intentionally under-throw balls to throw the defense off and give them something to think about.

Matt, do you realize field goals are 3 points and touchdowns are 6? Plus if you get a touchdown the rules reward you with an extra point. So if your worried about Shayne Graham getting reps, he will still get his. Just FYI on the difference between a field goal and a touchdown.

Might be worth something next week.

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:gamer:
LOL