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Perki-Perk 12-31-2012 07:10 PM

I know how to fix this!!
 
We need the Chron to run a front page "Choke City" story combined with our team repping in Battle Red throughout the playoffs!!

Surefire recipe for winning!

EllisUnit 12-31-2012 07:19 PM

Re: I know how to fix this!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Perki-Perk (Post 2094078)
We need the Chron to run a front page "Choke City" story combined with our team repping in Battle Red throughout the playoffs!!

Surefire recipe for winning!

Have the team pick up and move to LA.....









Yeah bad joke ;)

rush2112mn 12-31-2012 08:18 PM

Re: I know how to fix this!!
 
Have a big tombstone with RIP HOUSTON TEXANS "ONE AND DONE....2012-2013"

Perki-Perk 12-31-2012 08:43 PM

Re: I know how to fix this!!
 
I'm guessing nobody got the choke city reference...or the humor in this place has fizzled out badly...

Say Watt 12-31-2012 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perki-Perk (Post 2094126)
I'm guessing nobody got the choke city reference...or the humor in this place has fizzled out badly...

I'm pretty sure every Houstonian over the age of 20 knows the reference. But yeah, the humor probably has fizzled out for the next few days.

FR0497 01-01-2013 04:25 PM

Re: I know how to fix this!!
 
This team has a great chance to revive Clutch City in Houston.

DX-TEX 01-01-2013 04:33 PM

Re: I know how to fix this!!
 
Rudy t! Rudy t! Rudy t!

HTown2ATX 01-02-2013 08:32 AM

Re: I know how to fix this!!
 
This Texans team doesn't have half the balls that the Rockets had in their peak! Couldn't hold their collective jocks. They need personalities with the abilities that go along with them translated on the football field as a Mad Max, Mario Ellie and his Kiss of Death, Dream, etc, etc

Instead we have a Yao at QB (always "almost there" never quite making it) and a T-Mac at head coach "It's all on me"........ :rolleyes:

:gun:

Would love to be wrong....but this is what we have seen so far if you peak over the rim of the rose colored glasses.

Texan_Touchdown 01-02-2013 12:44 PM

Re: I know how to fix this!!
 
There's only one way to fix this and that's to beat the crap out of the Bengals sat.

Perki-Perk 01-02-2013 12:48 PM

Re: I know how to fix this!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HTown2ATX (Post 2094697)
This Texans team doesn't have half the balls that the Rockets had in their peak! Couldn't hold their collective jocks. They need personalities with the abilities that go along with them translated on the football field as a Mad Max, Mario Ellie and his Kiss of Death, Dream, etc, etc

Instead we have a Yao at QB (always "almost there" never quite making it) and a T-Mac at head coach "It's all on me"........ :rolleyes:

:gun:

Would love to be wrong....but this is what we have seen so far if you peak over the rim of the rose colored glasses.

Watt is our Hakeem, but unfortunately Mad Max has been on the IR since week 5 and our Mario Ellie is all gimped out right now.


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