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powerfuldragon 11-18-2012 04:54 PM

that man got hit on the penis.
 
you saw it.

CretorFrigg 11-18-2012 04:55 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
It happened to me before in high school too. I was running a slant route, the ball completely went right through my hands, and hit me right there.

Very, very painful.

powerfuldragon 11-18-2012 04:56 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
we won. all's well.

Exascor 11-18-2012 04:58 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by powerfuldragon (Post 2060449)
you saw it.

Thankfully. Manning was trying to catch it. That would have been 20+ yards of field position.

Premier 11-18-2012 05:00 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Exascor (Post 2060488)
Thankfully. Manning was trying to catch it. That would have been 20+ yards of field position.

lol thankyou danieal mannings balls... dude was trying to catch it, had it been a clean pick it would have just compiled another stupid mistake on this shiitstorm of a game..

welsh texan 11-18-2012 05:01 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Exascor (Post 2060488)
Thankfully. Manning was trying to catch it. That would have been 20+ yards of field position.

Yep, I was thinking smart play on first look, then the replay got showed and I was thinking stupid play and awful attempt.

Got the W, AJ went bat**** crazy on us, all is well.

Allstar 11-18-2012 05:35 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/17...oustonnuts.gif

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-conten...TERCEPTION.gif

CloakNNNdagger 11-18-2012 05:41 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning:kitten:

DX-TEX 11-18-2012 05:45 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CloakNNNdagger (Post 2060615)
Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning:kitten:

What is your professional opinion on the condition of Mannings scrotal area?

Lurvinator11 11-18-2012 05:46 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
I said this in the gameday thread.

He's gonna be singing alto tonight at his evening church service. LOL

chicagotexan2 11-18-2012 05:49 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
That's one way to get a game ball. That games was a little TESTY,wild and WANKY.

ThaJokaa 11-18-2012 05:49 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md...j70lo1_400.gif

GP 11-18-2012 05:50 PM

Manning, God love him, he tried nine ways to Sunday to lose this game.

Luckily, God managed to nut-shot him into submission.

I've never been so happy for one of our guys to get nailed in the ding-ding.

Premier 11-18-2012 05:54 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
D. Manning - Questionable (GROIN)

ChrisG 11-18-2012 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GP (Post 2060634)
Manning, God love him, he tried nine ways to Sunday to lose this game.

Luckily, God managed to nut-shot him into submission.

One of the best quotes on this board ever and my new sig for a little while

SrslySirius 11-18-2012 05:55 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
You know what he did? He kicked him in the penis.

CloakNNNdagger 11-18-2012 06:11 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DX-TEX (Post 2060628)
What is your professional opinion on the condition of Mannings scrotal area?

SCARED...........Soft, shrivelled, temporarily in shock, but luckily well-protected and ready to go on Thursday after a couple of days of "rehab" at home.

Playoffs 11-18-2012 06:22 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1221249_o.gif

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_as...2/nutpunch.gif
http://i672.photobucket.com/albums/v...lidayBalls.gif

paycheck71 11-18-2012 06:25 PM

Re: that man got hit on the penis.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CloakNNNdagger (Post 2060615)
Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning:kitten:

According to Seth Payne

Quote:

@PayneNFL Because people are asking: Nobody wears cups in the NFL (that I know of).

SCOTTexans 11-18-2012 06:33 PM

Who hits a guy in the dick... What a cheap tactic


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