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Texasfan101 05-08-2012 11:10 AM

Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Andre is a beast and I don't think anyone could be compared to him..

How can you compare a rookie who hasn't played a single snap to a future hall of famer?

check out the video

http://youtu.be/3l5Y1ZY-rrA

Allstar 05-08-2012 12:21 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Oh, look. Texasfan posting a bleacher report YouTube link. How new and exciting!

Texan_Bill 05-08-2012 12:33 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
:mcnugget: He's a Chicago Bear, no? Why is this thread in this forum, then? :facepalm:

Playoffs 05-08-2012 12:35 PM

Re: Bleacher Report spammer
 
http://domesticdilettante.com/wp-con...04/No-Spam.jpg

Dutchrudder 05-08-2012 01:06 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texasfan101 (Post 1952540)
Andre is a beast and I don't think anyone could be compared to him..

How can you compare a rookie who hasn't played a single snap to a future hall of famer?

check out the video

http://youtu.be/3l5Y1ZY-rrA

It's easy! When you have no credentials, no reputation to tarnish, and are otherwise devoid of any real analysis, you can compare anything you want and pretend it's true! That's the purpose of Bleacherreport, people who have no business in the sports writing world get to throw **** against a wall and see what sticks.

Goatcheese 05-08-2012 02:59 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Alshon Jeffrey is the next Dwayne Jarrett.

False Start 05-08-2012 03:01 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
The next Andre Davis....maybe. :kubepalm:

Nawzer 05-08-2012 03:40 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Hey guys I found a picture of Alshon Jeffrey catching a football just like Jerry Rice did. This must mean that Jeffrey is the next Jerry Rice.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Nawzer/aj.jpg

GP 05-08-2012 04:14 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nawzer (Post 1952691)
Hey guys I found a picture of Alshon Jeffrey catching a football just like Jerry Rice did. This must mean that Jeffrey is the next Jerry Rice.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Nawzer/aj.jpg

BUT he's better than Rice.

Because in that photo, Rice is wearing shoes and Jeffrey isn't. Boom.

Nawzer 05-08-2012 04:30 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GP (Post 1952700)
BUT he's better than Rice.

Because in that photo, Rice is wearing shoes and Jeffrey isn't. Boom.

Lol. Yeah I did that on purpose. Even more impressive that Jeffrey has been playing barefoot this whole time!

GP 05-08-2012 04:52 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nawzer (Post 1952709)
Lol. Yeah I did that on purpose. Even more impressive that Jeffrey has been playing barefoot this whole time!

He doesn't even have TOES. That is what's most impressive to me.

Nawzer 05-08-2012 04:56 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GP (Post 1952716)
He doesn't even have TOES. That is what's most impressive to me.

If you look closely you'll see that Jeffrey doesn't even really have a left eye. Story is that he had it removed and had the number "6" inserted into the socket because he scored so many touchdowns. It could also be the letter "G" for Gangsta!

ChampionTexan 05-08-2012 05:13 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nawzer (Post 1952691)
Hey guys I found a picture of Alshon Jeffrey catching a football just like Jerry Rice did. This must mean that Jeffrey is the next Jerry Rice.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Nawzer/aj.jpg

I'm looking at the neck, and thinking you got your Ex-49ers mixed up. There's no way that's not Merton Hanks.

Thorn 05-08-2012 05:14 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
That picture has obviously been photoshoped. Jerry Rice does not have blue hair.

Nawzer 05-08-2012 05:22 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChampionTexan (Post 1952727)
I'm looking at the neck, and thinking you got your Ex-49ers mixed up. There's no way that's not Merton Hanks.

Actually that's not a neck. It's a stick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thorn (Post 1952730)
That picture has obviously been photoshoped. Jerry Rice does not have blue hair.

That's racist.

dc_txtech 05-08-2012 06:47 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Thorn (Post 1952730)
That picture has obviously been photoshoped. Jerry Rice does not have blue hair.

Yeah, they did a pretty good job on Alshon Jeffrey but that doesn't look anything like Jerry Rice.

The Pencil Neck 05-08-2012 07:52 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nawzer (Post 1952735)
Actually that's not a neck. It's a stick.

It's not a stick. It's a PENCIL NECK!

WOOT!

majestrate 05-09-2012 04:33 AM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texasfan101 (Post 1952540)
Andre is a beast and I don't think anyone could be compared to him..

Calvin Johnson?

Guy's good.

Edit: Although he probably needs a few more years before we can get accurate comparisons

Vinny 05-09-2012 12:48 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by majestrate (Post 1952954)
Calvin Johnson?

Guy's good.

Edit: Although he probably needs a few more years before we can get accurate comparisons

Calvin is already better than AJ...no disrespect to AJ.

Rey 05-09-2012 01:40 PM

Re: Alshon Jeffrey, The Next Andre Johnson?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vinny (Post 1953106)
Calvin is already better than AJ...no disrespect to AJ.

Yep...


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