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Porky 04-26-2012 12:08 PM

The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Ok, so pretend you are the amazing Kreskin and can see into the future. What are some of the comments we will see from our estmeemed posters or the media regardless of our picks?

By midnight tonight, we will have multiple of the following no matter who the pick is -

We could have easily gotten this guy in the 2nd rd

He stinks

Why would we draft a (insert position) when we need (insert 2nd position)

Fire Kubiak/Smith/The Waterboy

He doesn't fit our defense/offense

What a wasted pick

This is a bad value

He'll be out of the league in (x) years

Am I missing anything? :kitten:

Seņor Stan 04-26-2012 12:14 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
We should have traded up/down!!

Line_Producer 04-26-2012 12:15 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Don't forget about the spring of eternal optimism.

"OMG1"
"I can't believe he dropped!"
"Just who I wanted!"
"Texian can suck it!"
"That was exactly who we needed"

El Tejano 04-26-2012 12:23 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Mel Kiper who after completing a final Mock Draft states"I had them taking that guy in my earlier Mocks"

Porky 04-26-2012 12:38 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by El Tejano (Post 1942459)
Mel Kiper who after completing a final Mock Draft states"I had them taking that guy in my earlier Mocks"

LOL. Good one.

How about guessing how many times we hear "plug and play" from Mike Mayock. I'll set the over/under at 22.5 for the weekend. Can I get any action on that? :wadepalm:

Line_Producer 04-26-2012 12:43 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
I'll take the over. I'll be watching NFL network tonight.

Playoffs 04-26-2012 01:05 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Disappointed...

Thought this was a thread on The Amazing Kreskin, which we actually watched as kiddos.

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/im.../kreskin_1.jpg

badboy 04-26-2012 01:06 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porky (Post 1942446)
Ok, so pretend you are the amazing Kreskin and can see into the future. What are some of the comments we will see from our estmeemed posters or the media regardless of our picks?

By midnight tonight, we will have multiple of the following no matter who the pick is -

We could have easily gotten this guy in the 2nd rd

He stinks

Why would we draft a (insert position) when we need (insert 2nd position)

Fire Kubiak/Smith/The Waterboy

He doesn't fit our defense/offense

What a wasted pick

This is a bad value

He'll be out of the league in (x) years

Am I missing anything? :kitten:

My comment I expect to be "Not my guy but a solid pick. Hope he works out."

Porky 04-26-2012 01:15 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by badboy (Post 1942489)
My comment I expect to be "Not my guy but a solid pick. Hope he works out."

That's way too level-headed of you. I want to see a good knee jerk reaction like we usually have. I want to see "I'm jumping off a bridge" out of you or I for one will be highly disapointed! :)

Playoffs 04-26-2012 01:15 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by badboy (Post 1942489)
My comment I expect to be "Not my guy but a solid pick. Hope he works out."

Mine will either be, "Well, I'm good with it if Kubiak is..." or "Well, I'm good with it if Wade is..."

TexanSam 04-26-2012 01:21 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Line_Producer (Post 1942470)
I'll take the over. I'll be watching NFL network tonight.

Same (I think it's broadcast live online). All ESPN's draft coverage has turned into is Todd McShay and Mel Kiper trying to one up each other.

disaacks3 04-26-2012 01:21 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porky (Post 1942446)
Ok, so pretend you are the amazing Kreskin and can see into the future. What are some of the comments we will see from our estmeemed posters or the media regardless of our picks?

By midnight tonight, we will have multiple of the following no matter who the pick is -

We could have easily gotten this guy in the 2nd rd

He stinks

Why would we draft a (insert position) when we need (insert 2nd position)

Fire Kubiak/Smith/The Waterboy

He doesn't fit our defense/offense

What a wasted pick

This is a bad value

He'll be out of the league in (x) years

Am I missing anything? :kitten:

He's only played that position for X years.

He comes from a weak conference.

He lacks a classic NFL build.

He's a workout warrior.

Texan4Ever 04-26-2012 01:39 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
This always get's thrown around, "He is an amazing physical specimen". "Bubble butt" is something I have heard a lot from that one white dude who talks about combine workouts.

BattleRedRock 04-26-2012 01:48 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porky (Post 1942446)
Ok, so pretend you are the amazing Kreskin and can see into the future. What are some of the comments we will see from our estmeemed posters or the media regardless of our picks?

By midnight tonight, we will have multiple of the following no matter who the pick is -

We could have easily gotten this guy in the 2nd rd

He stinks

Why would we draft a (insert position) when we need (insert 2nd position)

Fire Kubiak/Smith/The Waterboy

He doesn't fit our defense/offense

What a wasted pick

This is a bad value

He'll be out of the league in (x) years

Am I missing anything? :kitten:

I know kubiaks response after the draft, id bet first words out of his mouth are gonna be "hes a great kid" "hes a stand up kid" "hes an intelligent kid" blah blah blah yeah he said that about Amobi Akoye howd that work out?!

Wades comment "this kids got a high motor which we all loved" "hes just got a nose for the football"... truth is, i think wade is a great talent recruiter so i dont mind his opinions bc hes usually right.

welsh texan 04-26-2012 01:50 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Another converted TE!?

That 6th round pick will be a day one starter.

BattleRedRock 04-26-2012 01:52 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
I could not care less about what Mel Kiper has to say bc i dont think ive ever seen any of his picks become true other than the ones everyone and their mom knows about such as Luck, RGIII, etc... i think Mayocks predictions are a little more believable due to the fact he just makes more sense as to why these teams would have them on their bored.

Big Lou 04-26-2012 01:59 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Championship!!!

Porky 04-26-2012 02:10 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Kubes first words tonight - we can't believe that <insert name here> was there at #26. We had him rated much higher than that.

Rick Smith's first words - We're elated to have this young man join our team. We expect big things from him.

BattleRedRock 04-26-2012 02:12 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porky (Post 1942553)
Kubes first words tonight - we can't believe that <insert name here> was there at #26. We had him rated much higher than that.

Rick Smith's first words - We're elated to have this young man join our team. We expect big things from him.

your inserted name is gonna be "kid" all he ever says is kid, dude HES 30 yrs old!! stop saying kid!!

Thorn 04-26-2012 02:43 PM

Re: The Amazing Kreskin Thread...
 
I shall display my usual brilliance and thrill everyone on the board with my exceptional knowledge and wonderful posts tonight. :)

Oh yeah.....what's happening tonight anyway?


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