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SteveSlaton20 11-28-2011 02:03 PM

Breaking News!!!
 
The Texans are going with a new offense!

http://i40.tinypic.com/108aiif.png

The Wishbone! Only a few changes, Andre Johnson to QB, Derrick Ward, James Casey, and Lawrence Vickers for the middle spot, and Foster and Tate can switch spots. Same offense line. Same TE's.




Or we could just go with Sage Rosenfels.

welsh texan 11-28-2011 02:05 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
Fair play, you've had a shocker there mate. :foottap:

badboy 11-28-2011 02:16 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
I think you have a wishbone caught in your throat blocking oxygen to brain.

SteveSlaton20 11-28-2011 02:25 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by badboy (Post 1838127)
I think you have a wishbone caught in your throat blocking oxygen to brain.

someone needs a chill pill.

badboy 11-28-2011 02:31 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
SS20, you were not serious about taking your Hall of Fame WR out of the equation & put him at QB? The CBs and safeties would play up on the tightends because they cannot go deep.

AnthonyE 11-28-2011 02:35 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
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TimeKiller 11-28-2011 02:50 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by badboy (Post 1838142)
SS20, you were not serious about taking your Hall of Fame WR out of the equation & put him at QB? The CBs and safeties would play up on the tightends because they cannot go deep.

Why not? Apparently there's no playcall to get him the ball anyway.....

:stirpot:

Playoffs 11-28-2011 03:03 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
Take all day to make that drawing??? :lol:

badboy 11-28-2011 03:06 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TimeKiller (Post 1838162)
Why not? Apparently there's no playcall to get him the ball anyway.....

:stirpot:

It was well established that this would be a rushing rather than a passing game. AJ's first game back I didn't expect much from him. I do understand your frustration.

Allstar 11-28-2011 03:22 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q-UGS8uIOO.../not_funny.jpg

Dutchrudder 11-28-2011 03:54 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
This thread:
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JDizzle 11-28-2011 04:06 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
http://i.imgur.com/ueNJM.gif

KA4Texan 11-28-2011 04:12 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutchrudder (Post 1838227)

LMAO and that is why you get a dog bigger than a volley ball.

GP 11-28-2011 04:38 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
SteveSlaton20....

There is humor (see the multiple examples provided thus far in response to your thread) and then there's borderline *********gery.

I tried something like this about 10 or 11 years ago when I first posted here. I started a thread that said the Texans, in a publicity stunt, were going to have Yao Ming play TE in one game at Reliant.

I got responses, none of which were very complimentary of my efforts. And now, all these years later, as I read your "Breaking News!" thread...I see why.

You did sucker me, though. I fell for it. :cow:

IlliniJen 11-28-2011 07:00 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
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2slik4u 11-28-2011 08:11 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by badboy (Post 1838142)
SS20, you were not serious about taking your Hall of Fame WR out of the equation & put him at QB? The CBs and safeties would play up on the tightends because they cannot go deep.

Thats the genius of the wishbone offense though. No passing. Just creative running plays so it really doesnt matter what the CBs do.

DocBar 11-28-2011 08:41 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
I really wrestled with the neg rep on this one. Slaton posters seem to be as bad as Slaton runners. Go be a Dolphin fan or something. At least they have no hope this season and might find this mildly amusing.

Corrosion 11-28-2011 08:44 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
Breaking news ?


I just took a Bud wiped my Innigan with my Johnson paper .... flushed it twice cause its a long way to Hasselbeckville.


:tiphat:

drs23 11-28-2011 08:57 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
Dayum, tuff crowd. :D

DocBar 11-28-2011 09:10 PM

Re: Breaking News!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by drs23 (Post 1838506)
Dayum, tuff crowd. :D

Not really, but this thread is utter BS and the OP should die a horrible rep death.


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