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gary 10-31-2010 10:59 AM

Little Boy Wants To Live With The Cowboys
 
Breaking news, a little boy was found wondering the streets The policeman asked if he wanted him to take him to his mommy. No sir, she beats me.The officer then said what about your dad i can take you to him.The little boy said no he beats me worse then my mommy.startled the officer said well son where do you want to live? the little boy said i wanna live with the dallas cowboys i here they dont beat anybody.

JB 10-31-2010 11:29 AM

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:lol:

gary 10-31-2010 11:33 AM

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That is one boy who speaks the truth.

Ryan 10-31-2010 02:26 PM

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Except the Texans. :kubepalm:

gary 10-31-2010 02:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan (Post 1565550)
Except the Texans. :kubepalm:

:kubepalm:

Rey 10-31-2010 02:41 PM

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That joke would be funnier had we not been their only win.



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awtysst 10-31-2010 06:23 PM

Re: Little Boy Wants To Live With The Cowboys
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan (Post 1565550)
Except the Texans. :kubepalm:

How ironic would it be if the cowboys go 1-15 with their only win against the Texans?!

Joe Texan 10-31-2010 06:39 PM

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Gary you just made me spit tea all over my keyboard, Dude you need to stop it. I laughed so hard my sides ache, my hearts going Pity Pat, I thought I was watching Felix the Cat

Dwade 11-01-2010 01:19 AM

Re: Little Boy Wants To Live With The Cowboys
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan (Post 1565550)
Except the Texans. :kubepalm:

:mariopalm:

powerfuldragon 11-01-2010 01:24 AM

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poom

GP 11-01-2010 08:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gary (Post 1565459)
Breaking news, a little boy was found wondering the streets The policeman asked if he wanted him to take him to his mommy. No sir, she beats me.The officer then said what about your dad i can take you to him.The little boy said no he beats me worse then my mommy.startled the officer said well son where do you want to live? the little boy said i wanna live with the dallas cowboys i here they dont beat anybody.

:ohsnap:

gary 11-01-2010 12:09 PM

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Glad you all had a good laugh with this one guys.

GP 11-01-2010 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by gary (Post 1566298)
Glad you all had a good laugh with this one guys.

I texted your joke to about 5 people who I know are Cowboys fans.

One guy replied and was tacky about it, saying "Yeah, but we beat your Texans."

To which I replied back to him:

"Yeah, well we just wanted to show Christian love to your team so that they wouldn't cry like Tony Homo cries after watching the movie You've Got Mail or maybe a movie like Steel Magnolias. Cheer up, instead of spending your time reading articles about the Cowboys...you can start checking out Mel Kiper's Top 5 of the 2011 Draft Class."

He hasn't replied yet.

gary 11-01-2010 03:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gp (Post 1566346)
i texted your joke to about 5 people who i know are cowboys fans.

One guy replied and was tacky about it, saying "yeah, but we beat your texans."

to which i replied back to him:

"yeah, well we just wanted to show christian love to your team so that they wouldn't cry like tony homo cries after watching the movie you've got mail or maybe a movie like steel magnolias. Cheer up, instead of spending your time reading articles about the cowboys...you can start checking out mel kiper's top 5 of the 2011 draft class."

he hasn't replied yet.

lmho.


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