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texanmojo 09-24-2010 01:14 PM
Cowboys jokes...
 
A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. I got a good chuckle from it. Probably an old one...but good anyway. Got any others...post them!

"From sources @ Cowboy stadium - Practice was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact ... the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon..."

GlassHalfFull 09-24-2010 02:44 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by texanmojo.com (Post 1530891)
A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. I got a good chuckle from it. Probably an old one...but good anyway. Got any others...post them!

"From sources @ Cowboy stadium - Practice was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact ... the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon..."
LOL, I was just coming here to post that. Opened this thread, thinking it would be a good location for it.

BIG TORO 09-24-2010 03:00 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Schaub: Knock Knock!
Romo: Who's there?
Schaub: Owen!
Romo:Owen Who?
Schaub:Owen 3!

BIG TORO 09-24-2010 03:07 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
I heard that Jerry Jones fired Wade Phillips and hired a Korean coach. His name is Wen Won Soon!

Texan_Bill 09-24-2010 04:02 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Q: What do you call a Cowboys fan with half a brain?

A: Gifted.

BIG TORO 09-24-2010 04:06 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
The new tornado evacuation plan for dallas is to take refuge in Cowboy's stadium, a touchdown there is unlikely!

Texan_Bill 09-24-2010 04:29 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Q: Why did the Cowboys fan climb the chain link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

Joe Texan 09-24-2010 04:54 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
What do you call a Cowboy speeding away from an accident

Killer

TEXANS84 09-24-2010 04:55 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
What's the difference between 2-0 and 0-2?

239 miles on Interstate-45

Honoring Earl 34 09-24-2010 04:56 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Cowboy jokes from the 90's .

Why did the Cowboys go to the no huddle offense ?

cause known felons cannot congregate

Here about the Cowboys new defensive cordinator ?

Yep ... it's Racehorse Haynes :wadepalm:

Why couldn't Tony Romo get into his house ?

Someone painted a goal line in front of it . :wadepalm:

http://www.angelfire.com/me/philadel...boysjokes.html

texanmojo 09-24-2010 05:39 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
What does the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

--Cowboys that suck! :)

NitroGSXR 09-24-2010 06:44 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG TORO (Post 1531021)
I heard that Jerry Jones fired Wade Phillips and hired a Korean coach. His name is Wen Won Soon!
???

We won soon? When won soon?

Help me out.

JB 09-24-2010 06:50 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NitroHonda (Post 1531252)
???

We won soon? When won soon?

Help me out.
When one soon...

Rey 09-24-2010 06:57 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
*win

NitroGSXR 09-24-2010 07:00 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JB (Post 1531258)
When one soon...
Fail.

NitroGSXR 09-24-2010 07:02 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rey (Post 1531260)
*win
Nowwww it makes sense. I'm trying to laugh because it IS funny but I think the moment has passed with JB's fumble.

JB 09-24-2010 07:06 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NitroHonda (Post 1531263)
Nowwww it makes sense. I'm trying to laugh because it IS funny but I think the moment has passed with JB's fumble.
yep! :facepalm: JB


I was distracted?

Texan_Bill 09-24-2010 08:08 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TEXANS84 (Post 1531175)
What's the difference between 2-0 and 0-2?

239 miles on Interstate-45
Awesomeness!!! and repped!!!

JB 09-24-2010 08:15 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by NitroHonda (Post 1531263)
Nowwww it makes sense. I'm trying to laugh because it IS funny but I think the moment has passed with JB's fumble.
Nitro, your pm box is full!

NitroGSXR 09-24-2010 08:21 PM
Re: Cowboys jokes...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JB (Post 1531304)
Nitro, your pm box is full!
Not anymore.


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