Houston Texans Message Board & Forum - TexansTalk.com

Houston Texans Message Board & Forum - TexansTalk.com (http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/index.php)
-   Blazing Arrow's "Rivalry Talk" (http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=52)
-   -   Albert Einstein (http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74298)

Tedc 08-15-2010 05:01 PM

Albert Einstein
 
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers “241.”
“That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”



Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”




Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “How ’bout them Cowboys?”

mexican_texan 08-15-2010 05:07 PM

Re: Albert Einstein
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedc (Post 1494731)
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers “241.”
“That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”



Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”




Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “How ’bout them Cowboys?”

Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “16.”

"Hi Vince!" responds Albert

Tedc 08-15-2010 05:09 PM

Re: Albert Einstein
 
There was a fire reported at the New Cowboy Stadium last night. The fire originated in the players library and unfortunately BOTH books were destroyed by fire.

Worse yet, one of them had not even been colored in yet.

Grams 08-17-2010 09:15 PM

Re: Albert Einstein
 
Roflmfao

CloakNNNdagger 08-17-2010 10:08 PM

Re: Albert Einstein
 
STOP.......You're killing me.

Texan_Bill 08-24-2010 10:01 AM

Re: Albert Einstein
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedc (Post 1494731)
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers “241.”
“That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”



Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”




Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “How ’bout them Cowboys?”

Quote:

Originally Posted by mexican_texan (Post 1494737)
Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “16.”

"Hi Vince!" responds Albert

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedc (Post 1494738)
There was a fire reported at the New Cowboy Stadium last night. The fire originated in the players library and unfortunately BOTH books were destroyed by fire.

Worse yet, one of them had not even been colored in yet.

:spit: :lol:

BIG TORO 08-24-2010 10:15 AM

Re: Albert Einstein
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mexican_texan (Post 1494737)
Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “16.”

"Hi Vince!" responds Albert

Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “1.”

"Hi Bud!" responds Albert

Dread-Head 08-24-2010 10:21 AM

Re: Albert Einstein
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedc (Post 1494731)
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers “241.”
“That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”



Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”




Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “How ’bout them Cowboys?”

:lol:


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:49 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Ad Management by RedTyger