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Christmas in July!!!
Twas the month of our Christmas along the Gulf coast,
Not a creature was stirring 'cause it's too hot for most, The stockings were hung by the A/C vent with care, In hopes that St. FedEx man soon would be there, Texans fans were nestled all snug in their recliners, With visions of a Super Bowl, nothing could be finer, I don't have a 'kerchief but I have a cap on, As I settle to watch baseball 'cause it's the only thing goin', When out in the driveway there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the Lazy-Boy to see what was the matter, Away to the window as fast as I could, Stupmed my toe on an end table, I stumped it real good, The sun was still bright, the humidity high, Gave assurance of what grass I had left would soon die, When what to my wondering eyes do I see, But a big white step van, as big as could be, With a little old driver who was wearing his specs, I knew in a moment it must be FedEx, More rapid than eagles he hopped out of the truck, To the packages in back, oh what luck, He spoke not a word as he locked up the back, As he headed towards my door I almost had an anxiety attack, And raising his hand to knock on my door, The excitement had peaked, I almost fell to the floor, He greeted me with a smile and ask me to sign, I scribbled my name and the package was mine, My tickets are here, My tickets are here, I screamed with joy, This surely has to be my best ever toy, The driver ran back to his truck and threw it in gear, I almost believe I started to tear, And I heard him exclaim as he backed out the drive, Happy Christmas to all Texans fans, Happy Christmas in July! |
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So you KNOW the question we all have....
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What FREEBIE are we all getting? Pleaseletitbetheflagpleaseletitbetheflag... |
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No notebooks or planners or other assorted crap that is still sitting here somewhere.
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*punches Speedy in stomach* Sigh... I need FOOTBALLLLLLLLL!! DAMN IT. |
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You're so funny!!!!!:texflag: |
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OK, serious question here - why the fuss over the flag? I mean, I can understand the tailgaters wanting to fly it over their tents on Sundays, but aside from that, what is it? I still have mine folded up in a closet somewhere, and it's never even been displayed. I kind of scratched my head when I got it, shrugged, and stuck it in the closet.
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I have an inside source within the Texans organization. I am told the gift this season will be a one year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.
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Wanna sell yours to me? |
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Seriously, Nitro my flag flew out of my truck going home from a game last year and I have been looking for one every since. If you don't mind parting with yours, I'd love to exchange a few PM's and purchase yours
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Flags are pretty popular. |
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