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Texans_Chick 06-29-2009 08:47 AM

Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
Howdy. I know it is the deep offseason, and I was hoping you could help me with a project. I wrote a blog post called What if the Houston Texans were directed by Michael Bay.

It's based on a Cracked.com photoshop contest called If Everyday Life Was Directed by Michael Bay. Winners here. (Warning: Very funny but some naughty bits).

I asked my blog readers to comment on their version of the Houston Texans as seen by Michael Bay, but I think it would be fun to do a photoshop contest.

So I am asking for photoshops of "If the Houston Texans were directed by Michael Bay." Your version.

Rules:

1. This is hard to do, but it can't be something so inappropriate that I can't put it in a family newspaper blog.

2. Needs to be funny. Obvious.

3. Winners get their photoshops put in the Chron blog, and the admiration of all of us who love the funny distraction.

So please kickass. :cool:

markn 06-29-2009 08:59 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
OK, I'll start the ball rolling...

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7961/baytexans.jpg

Texans_Chick 06-30-2009 07:47 AM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
Okay, that is not nearly kickass enough. Like at all.

Here's a fun comment I got on the blog post this morning:


Quote:

All I will say is this: Michael Bay with access to a retractable roof stadium? Which sits next to the world's first domed stadium that many consider a precious landmark? And both are located in the Oil Capital of the world?

Good gobbly. That film would make Transformers seem like a gentle nature film.

GermanTexan 07-01-2009 05:28 AM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
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Something like this?

JDizzle 07-01-2009 10:35 AM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
What's the latest we can submit?

spurstexanstros 07-01-2009 01:39 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texans_Chick (Post 1202816)
Howdy. I know it is the deep offseason, and I was hoping you could help me with a project. I wrote a blog post called What if the Houston Texans were directed by Michael Bay.

It's based on a Cracked.com photoshop contest called If Everyday Life Was Directed by Michael Bay. Winners here. (Warning: Very funny but some naughty bits).

I asked my blog readers to comment on their version of the Houston Texans as seen by Michael Bay, but I think it would be fun to do a photoshop contest.

So I am asking for photoshops of "If the Houston Texans were directed by Michael Bay." Your version.

Rules:

1. This is hard to do, but it can't be something so inappropriate that I can't put it in a family newspaper blog.

2. Needs to be funny. Obvious.

3. Winners get their photoshops put in the Chron blog, and the admiration of all of us who love the funny distraction.

So please kickass. :cool:

Hmmm ok so something with a huge budget and gets bad reviews and most of the time bad results......sounds like our defensive line. Where can I find a pick of them letting David Gerrard rund for a 4th and 8? I think that would win.

JDizzle 07-01-2009 01:59 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...duntaspeak.jpg

powerfuldragon 07-01-2009 02:38 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
this thread needs more explosions and mindless dialogue.

powerfuldragon 07-01-2009 02:43 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
http://www.cracked.com/video_17320_b...chael-bay.html
(breakfast directed by michael bay)

gtexan02 07-01-2009 02:56 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
How about this one?

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8692/texanscopy.jpg

Buffi2 07-01-2009 04:08 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
I never heard of Michael Bay until today - what can I say? I'm old and live in the middle of nowhere. Undeterred by a lack of information, I decided I would playhttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2487/...21023babfa.jpg

JDizzle 07-01-2009 04:10 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...atingchart.jpg

DiehardChris 07-01-2009 10:27 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
Not my best effort - but I'm kind of in a rush and won't be at the comp much in the next few days...

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x...Armageddon.jpg

gtexan02 07-02-2009 09:35 AM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
When do we find out the results?

GermanTexan 07-06-2009 01:21 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5717/texansformers.jpg

Hookem Horns 07-06-2009 04:03 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5...addraft06c.jpg

Texans_Chick 07-10-2009 12:18 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
Dudes. Sorry I haven't responded. I was out of town for the 4th.

These are awesome. Keep on putting them up. There is no one winner. I am going to definitely put multiple ones up on the website because they are awesome.

Texans_Chick 07-10-2009 12:25 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spurstexanstros (Post 1204089)
Hmmm ok so something with a huge budget and gets bad reviews and most of the time bad results......sounds like our defensive line. Where can I find a pick of them letting David Gerrard rund for a 4th and 8? I think that would win.

No no no.

If Michael Bay was directing the Texans they would be totally bad ass, in a totally unrealistic bad ass over the top way. With explosions and cool gadgets and unreasonably attractive people, especially the ladies that really have no connection to the action.

Michael Bay is not intending to make bad movies. He is intending to make movies that appeal to teenage boys, and menfolk who have the hearts of teenage boys.

Continue to kick ass, Texan fans. It's not like there is anything else going on unless you like to wait for more famous people to die. You will soon see some of these creations on the blog....

Texans_Chick 07-10-2009 12:30 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by powerfuldragon (Post 1204120)
http://www.cracked.com/video_17320_b...chael-bay.html
(breakfast directed by michael bay)

Hahahaha. That is awesome.

Texans_Chick 07-11-2009 03:48 PM

Re: Photoshop Contest: Houston Texans as directed by Michael Bay
 
Here they are:

If the Houston Texans were directed by Michael Bay photoshop fun and link roundup

I think I might use some others for future posts.


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