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texasguy346 06-19-2009 01:51 PM

Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck
 
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It's June, and the Titans are talking Terrible Towel
June 19, 2009 2:09 PM
Posted by ESPN.com's Paul Kuharsky


NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Those of us hoping not to talk much Terrible Towel until the Titans-at-Steelers season opener Sept. 10 in Pittsburgh are out of luck.

To recap: Keith Bulluck famously stomped a Terrible Towel with LenDale White and others on the Tennessee sideline at the conclusion of the Titans' regular season win over Pittsburgh last December.

Friday after an OTA practice, someone asked the right question and Bulluck reached into his locker to dig out a note and a commemorative Super Bowl XLIII Terrible Towel.

The note he held up read: "The Steelers Nation would like to present you with our new Terrible Towel. Hang this up in your locker room. Sincerely, the Black and Gold. P.S. Hope you enjoyed the Super Bowl."

...

White talked of his long history of stomping towels.

"I'm a professional towel stomper," White said. "My nickname is LenDale 'The Towel Stomping' White. I've seen the big Ben Roethlisberger sandwich on TV. So if anybody wants to freeze it and send one over, I'll be more than happy to eat it."
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Let the LenDale White fat jokes begin!

TEXANS84 06-19-2009 02:20 PM

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Well played Steeler Nation....well played.

disaacks3 06-19-2009 04:17 PM

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So if anybody wants to freeze it and send one over, I'll be more than happy to eat it."
Food cannot escape his gravity field!

Hardcore Texan 06-19-2009 06:54 PM

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Lendale is so fat his belt size is equator.

Lendale is so fat when he break dances it registers on the richter scale.

Lendale is so fat he rolled over a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Lendale is so fat if you cut his leg open he bleeds gravy.

Lendale is so fat he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.

Lendale is so fat when he walks outside in a red shirt, all the kids come running and screaming "Hey Koolaid".

powerfuldragon 06-19-2009 08:27 PM

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Lendale White is so fat, when he goes to kfc, he asks them to fill the bucket on the roof.

He rocks himself to sleep trying to stand up.

He eats wheat thicks.

He can't even jump to conclusions.

Once, during an away game in NY, Lendale heard it was chilly outside so grabbed a spoon and rolled on out the door.

Wolf 06-19-2009 08:43 PM

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lendale once jumped in the air.. and got stuck

Blazing Arrow 06-19-2009 08:56 PM

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http://nashvillecitypaper.com/conten...nounces-weight

Yup he is huge :thisbig:

Bulluck53 06-19-2009 09:09 PM

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Bulluck

texasguy346 06-19-2009 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bulluck53 (Post 1199348)
Bulluck

Ouch and it was even in the article too. :gun: Fixed now.

False Start 06-19-2009 11:58 PM

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Lendale is so fat his nickname is, "DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!"

Lendale is so fat, Titans fans think hes fat....

awtysst 06-20-2009 12:25 AM

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Lendale White is so fat he thought this burger was a slider.

http://archive.profootballtalk.com/GradyEat.jpg

False Start 06-20-2009 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by awtysst (Post 1199400)
Lendale White is so fat he thought this burger was a slider.

He will never live that pic down.......

Bulluck53 06-20-2009 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by texasguy346 (Post 1199364)
Ouch and it was even in the article too. :gun: Fixed now.

:tiphat:

But yea, Bulluck got owned on that one.

TEXANRED 06-21-2009 09:08 AM

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Lendale is so fat that fat people are offended that he is called fat.

If the Stay Puff marshmellow man and the Michelin man where able to have kids they would name him Lendale White.

He ate the blob.

His picture is on the Most Wanted list at all of the all you can eat buffets.

Homer Simpson thinks he's a fat bastard.

Bruce Willis and NASA are working on changing Lendale White's orbit.

Baby Huey thinks he should go on a diet.

Ralphie May said he likes to hang with White cus he makes him look slimer.

HOU-TEX 06-22-2009 09:41 AM

Re: Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bullock
 
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Originally Posted by Hardcore Texan (Post 1199320)
Lendale is so fat his belt size is equator.

Lendale is so fat when he break dances it registers on the richter scale.

Lendale is so fat he rolled over a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Lendale is so fat if you cut his leg open he bleeds gravy.

Lendale is so fat he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.

Lendale is so fat when he walks outside in a red shirt, all the kids come running and screaming "Hey Koolaid
".

LMAO! These two got a bit of a snicker from me.

Txn_in_Oki 06-22-2009 10:31 AM

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Lendale irons his clothes in his driveway.

Lendale has to use Beltway 8 as a Slip&Slide

VY tried to dogpile on top of Lendale and got a nosebleed from the altitude change.

Lendales theme song is the Baby Elephant Walk.

Bulluck53 06-22-2009 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Txn_in_NC (Post 1199812)
Lendales theme song is the Baby Elephant Walk.

:user: That reminded me... a fat guy's theme song

El Tejano 06-22-2009 10:29 PM

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I remember seeing that and thinking:

With that franchises' history, those young dudes don't realize that they just put the nail in their own coffin. I just knew they would choke. I hate the Steelers but I gotta give credit to one heck of a comeback to that.

Goldensilence 06-23-2009 02:45 AM

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I hear Lendale's camp is working out a new contract with demands for a new jersey number that will finally fit!












(The zipcode of Nashville)

Blazing Arrow 06-24-2009 11:58 AM

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Lendale is so fat he only scored 2 TDs on the Texans last season. :dance2:


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